BUTIRAN IKLAN YANG SANGAT JUJUR

Salamun’alaikum…

Tergerak pula hati ini untuk kongsikan satu butiran yang bagi penulis sangat jujur dan wajar dipuji (hehe). Ketika sedang survey rumah/bilik untuk disewa bagi seorang insan istimewa dalam hidup penulis, terjumpa iklan ini. Mula-mula tengok title dia macam okey dan juga harganya, tetapi lepas diteliti memang sangat jauh tersasar. Pertamanya sebab rumah ini adalah di negeri Johor, sedangkan penulis cari di negeri Selangor atau Kuala Lumpur, dan keduanya description details yang disertakan di dalamnya. Yang paling tidak berkenan adalah free upon purchase – iaitu bab keselamatan.

Moga dijauhkan perkara-perkara sebegitu, amiinn…

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Rental Price RM288

Negotiable

Posted On : 15/02/2009
Listing ID: 1193
Property Class: For Rent
Type: Apartment
Layout Type: Intermediate
Square Feet: 1,000
Status: Active

AUSTIN PERDANA LAKE VIEW APARTMENT IMMEDIATE SALE OR RENT.  SUPERBLY MANAGED BY LEADING CLOWN DEVELOPERS MAH SING WHO ARE MENTALLY CHALLENGED WITH NUMBERS & RATIOS. APARTMENT ONLY SUITABLE FOR RESIDENCE WHO CANNOT AFFORD CARS OR ONLY HAVE 1 CAR & IMMUNE FROM DENGUE FEVER LOCATION – MOUNT AUSTIN LAKE VIEW APARTMENT TYPE – LOUSY APARTMENT MANAGED BY CLOWNS.

BEDROOMS – 2

NO. OF OCCUPANTS – 3

& BILLIONS OF MOSQUITOES.

WHY SHOULD YOU BUY THIS PROPERTY –

AMPLE CAR PARK SPACE (250 CARPARKS FOR 760 UNITS)

GOOD SECURITY “CHECKS EVERY CAR THAT ENTERS & NO ENTRY FOR VEHICLES AFTER MIDNIGHT”

OVERNIGHTPASS MUST BE OBTAINED FROM MANAGEMENT BUT MANAGEMENT DOES NOT FUNCTION 24 HOURS TO ISSUE PASS. SO PLEASE PARK YOUR CAR IN JUSCO TEBRAU CITY OR NEARBY HOSPITAL & TAKE A CAB

FREE UPON PURCHASE –

FREE HOUSE & CAR INSURANCE (FOR BREAK-INS INTO CARS & YOUR APARTMENT DURING BROAD DAY LIGHT WHICH HAPPENS OFTEN)

FREE CAR LOCK (TO AVOID YOUR VEHICLE BEING STOLEN)

FREE PERSONAL INSURANCE IN CASE YOU GET ROBBED UPON WALKING UP TO YOUR UNIT.

FREE PEPPER SPRAY, FOR LADIES ONLY (TO PROTECT YOURSELF IF BEING ROBBED)

BONUS TENANTS FREE ANTI DENGUE INJECTIONS FOR YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS AS YOU WILL GET BITTEN BY MILLIONS OF MOSQUITOES DAILY.

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